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May 16th, 2008 (11:12 pm)

newsflash: new roommate.
new roommate minus old one
leaves us with no rage.

what then shall i write?
my muse, dearly departed?
(Whatever I want).

hohumdrum [userpic]

we're different.

May 14th, 2008 (02:48 pm)

apples and oranges

just like consonants and vowels:

we're just fish and fowl.

hohumdrum [userpic]

What's for Dinner? Thievery, Murder.

April 7th, 2008 (09:12 pm)

Dear Roommate,

Abused Frying Pan,

Coated in your Giblet Grease-

My tofu, tainted.

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Brazilian Planet

April 2nd, 2008 (09:19 pm)

Dear Room Mate,

Found in the Bathroom:

a Shaggy Saturn bathtub,

Rings and Rings of Pubes.

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For JRM (Jerm?)

April 1st, 2008 (06:51 pm)

A brief Hiatus.

Warily he walks

Macbook clutched under arm

like Linus' blanket*


Everlasting snow

He watches by his window

Lizard in his Hand.


Physics blues, ah me!

Velocity! Optics! Woe!

Fie Newton! Damn Laws!

* note- i realize that line 3 technically has 6 syllables; however, it's just a string of susserus anyway

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Selective Blindness

April 1st, 2008 (06:43 pm)

Dear roommate

Blood red ooze, dripping

in the Fridge. This is not Clue:

Clearly it was You.

hohumdrum [userpic]

Bathroom: An Addict's Secret Smoke Tank, The Source of Absorbent Woes

March 31st, 2008 (12:30 pm)

Dear Room Mate,

Not So Secretive!

Unveiled Ciggy Stench:My poor Towel

Bathed in Exhaled Death.


Injustice! I dry

Myself in your Cancer Breath

Zesty Clean? No: Ashes.

my towel, absorbing,

no longer innocent. Reprieve:

Your lungs like Swiss Cheese.

hohumdrum [userpic]

Unmentionables Mentioned: Or, Stop Airing Your Dirty Laundry

March 30th, 2008 (08:57 pm)

Dear Room Mate

There, Sunny Side up-

your manky thong on the floor.

What is this? Club Med?

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March 30th, 2008 (06:08 pm)

Dear Room Mate,

Oh yes, I see you:

Coy, thieving my precious OJ

Next time: arsenic

hohumdrum [userpic]

Part II: Eliminating Rage

March 30th, 2008 (04:39 pm)

dear room mate

Porcelain; I sit

Wishing that I was pissing

Straight into your eyes.

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